Lifes destination

This is life as it happens, the destination is yet to be determined.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What am i in to, well some typical stuff and some weirder things, want to know more talk with me, im a social dragonfly.----------------------------------------------------------------------------with a great girl ^.^

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

my roommate caught me drawing on a garlic how am i supposed to explain that to him

NOW HE WALKED IN THE ROOM AND SAW ME TAKE PICTURES WITH THE GARLIC ASD;FLHSG

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we’re best friends

(via imphunny)

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system:What the hell is that?
Pollen:Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system:OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen:What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system:OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen:The what?
Mucus membranes:Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system:ALL OF THEM.
Pollen:Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me:*Sneezes*

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(Source: lazar3tto, via australianpikachu)

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